so for now i'll leave you with some funny conversations i had with my friend Stormie...
this is how we talk. what can i say? it a great thing to be able to talk to another person on this level. a level of no shame or judgment.
and stuff like this can never be written....thus why i want to remember it for future scripts.
level 1- favors
Stormie : ask bri if its ok if i regergetate the book into our lab report because thats what im doing
Katie: thats what bri did
Stormie: ok good
Stormie: ok i need u to ask bri something for me for clairification
Katie: ug what
level 2- sarcasm
Stormie: charlieeeeeeeee
Stormie: everybody who saw a leprechan in the tree say yea
Stormie: its a land of sweets and joy and joyness
Stormie: my favorite animal is a leoplurodon
Katie: good
Katie: good for you
Stormie: i was kidding
Stormie: gosh
level 3-wisdom
Stormie: i think u got sick from lack of sleep
Stormie: which equal the immune system going down
Katie: im sure
Stormie: because sleep is when your body fixes its self
level 4- contradiction
Stormie: am i supposed to know who skillet is level 4- contradiction
Stormie: im more motivated in life when its warm
Stormie: i am just overall a happier person
Stormie: Ahh bri is such a better bullshitter than I am. this lab report is making me angry
level 5- tolerance
Katie: skillet the music level 5- tolerance
Stormie: are you feeling better today
Katie: um yes..i feel a lot better but my nose is like ooozing stuff and im coughing up all this phelmy stuff that keeps going from my nose to my throat to my lungs
Stormie: well thats good cause it means you are getting it out of ur body but im sure its not fun
level 6- sympathy
Stormie: how am i not tired this is not ok
level 7- more favors
Katie: i have skillet...which is really good
Stormie: skillet whatlevel 6- sympathy
Stormie: how am i not tired this is not ok
Katie: your moms a moose
Stormie: ok thanks
Katie: youre welcome
level 7- more favors
Katie: i have skillet...which is really good
Stormie: who is that
Katie: um you asked me about them a while ago
Katie: the christian band
Stormie: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Stormie: yea
Stormie: u rock
Katie: ha
Katie: wow
Stormie: ha i forgot apparently
Stormie: i love you! for remembering
level 8- compliments
level 9- what?
level 10-Really?
level 11-spinal tap 11
level 8- compliments
Stormie: wow the shirt im wearing is boobalicious
Katie: hot
level 9- what?
Katie: i hate the commercailization of easter
Katie: bunnies have nothing to do with anything
Stormie: hahah yea this is true
Stormie: however i would like the easter sweet tarts
Stormie: those are the best
Katie: haha
Katie: haha
Stormie: and eggs what are the point of the egss
Katie: spring chickens
Stormie: oh
Stormie: i like thanksgiving
level 10-Really?
Stormie: u really like the work slurrp dont u
Stormie: or the noise rather
Katie: yes
Katie: i do
Stormie: i just figured out how u do that with ur mouth
Katie: haha
Katie: you just slurrp
Stormie: im sitting her silently slurping
....Stormie: I also have large eye lids
Katie: HA
Stormie: and a wide face structure
Katie: ok 2nd time you made me laugh out loud
Stormie: hahahhaa
Katie: couldn't u just say you have big eyes
Stormie: nope
Stormie because i was noticing how big my eye lids are
Katie: large eye lids make me think like you have tiny eyes and extra eye lid skin
....Stormie: i could not live with out chicken, potatoes, bread or salad
Stormie: if those were missing i would have no desire to live
Katie: or cheese
Katie: for me
Katie: ha
Stormie: ok if the cheese was on my bread then yes
Stormie: otherwise no
level 11-spinal tap 11
Katie: its just annoying cause it confuses you and sometime its like "well hello" early
Stormie: hahaha
Stormie: nice way of putting it
Katie: ha
Katie: but then it stops in a day
Stormie: weird
Stormie: yea spotting can happen
Stormie: with BC
Katie: and your just like...well fuck...i didn't want that random day
Stormie: you are also more prone to yeast infections
Stormie: haha
Katie: oh yummy
Stormie: i am full of usless vaginal health info
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